Everybody loves dressing up! It’s cool. People see you beautifully and you are able to express yourself with pride, confidence and style. I don’t have anything against fashion, heck I’m not a fashion expert. But there are fashion statements that are just…

Oh sorry for that. I fainted out of disbelief. Where were we again? Oh yeah, fashion statements. Here they are:

This Golden Snake-Skin like overall with a lion’s mane for the headdress


It’s like nature is screaming at her right now.

This, I don’t know what it is


Honestly, she looks like a jackfruit.

This Gown


Man, you surely got your legs tied on that.

This pants/tube/overalls?


I don’t know. Even I am confused.

This Guy


He isn’t overreacting on the clothes. But he just looks like the Mask, without the Mask.

This Sweater (?)


Looks comfy to me. Just make sure to hide the toe of the camel, okay?

This Dude’s Pants


I’m speechless and it’s not even good-speechlessness.

This headgear


It will surely protect your hair from dirt! Ha! Useful!

This lady’s gown


She just brought a doormat for everyone to step on!

This Nature-Inspired Clothing


It’s so nature inspired that there are bugs inside it! Gosh that sure feels itchy.

This White-Flowery Gown


She looks like a ballerina from space. Graceful and flowy!

This literal over-all


I know why she hides her face.

This comfy looking hat


Just in case you feel sleepy.

This dude’s get up


It’s like putting all the mascots of Sesame Street in one guy.

This doll-inspired clothing


Looks like an iron maiden to me!

This clear headdress


Are you trying to kill yourself, Swetie?

So there you have it guys, a showcase of some fashion statements that are just… I don’t know. Maybe you have read my comments. They’re enough to make you realize what these fashion statements look like!




Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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