Tinder

Tinder is becoming really popular these days. And with more and more people joining in, there will always be tinder conversations that will make us laugh more than turn us on. Here are a few of them:

1. This guy who seemed confused of who the pet really was

02 - cHiuYhs

Nice sniffing bro.

2. When your French fails you
03 - BZ5zyJJ

Should have used Google translate.

3. This guy who is willing to go this far to get laid
06 - 9hXDDqB

Try sacrificing a virgin.

4. Thinking of you while taking a dump
09 - qHPky5r

Nothing’s sweeter than that.

5. This woman who slept with Darth Maul
12 - 4DLbBZb

He sure was horny. *Wink

6. This clever food innuendo
16 - oky5aru

The kitchen must be so hot right now.

7. The secret to having perfect teeth

22 - mjiwZ7d

And I thought she was brushing her teeth the whole day!

8. A palm pick up line
27 - LDzLMUb

Would it hurt if she chose both palms?

9. What this guy likes in a girl34 - Ah1lGB5

Not everyone can destroy toilets. Not everyone.

10. Clever, clever word play

49 - gBjWW0t

What a cheesy conversation!

11. Naughtiest Offer Ever
55 - PIc8zvP

I mean, nothing’s hotter than coloring your neighbor’s house.

12. This guy who returned a swerved pick up line
67 - 1E3iNzb

Guys get clever when they want to get laid, no?

13. This guy who had extra practice
71 - L4hd0Tg

Biceps and triceps are sore from master…ing arm wrestling.

14. This punny line
79 - pELZ81E

Just don’t come early, okay?

15. A girl who knows her measuring systems right

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That’s the dream.

16. This dirty pie pick up line

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I don’t want to paint a picture. Nope, not happening.

Truly, these tinder messages are just hilarious. Proves that even in an app made for hookups, dating and flirting, there will always be people who would want to spark up the conversation by inducing a little bit of humor. Be it dirty or innocent (but mostly dirty). What was your grossest, funniest or creepiest Tinder convo? We would love to see them!


 

Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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