Short Girl Problems

Aside from the usual can’t-reach-the-top-shelf problems, short girls have more dilemma than it seems. From getting lost in a crowd, which is a huge problem, down to wading through a crowd (which is absolutely a fantastic way of leveraging your measly height). The list runs on and on!

GETTING LOST IN SUPERMARKETS

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You wander off a little and you get lost. It’s a pain for your mom, friends or company to find you in the endless aisles of goods that are higher than you.

INABILITY TO HOP FENCES

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When you try to hop a fence but you’re too short so you just can’t, and all your friends are on the other side laughing at you.

CROP TOPS ARE NORMAL SIZE ON YOU

CROP TOP

You worked hard for a flat tummy so you could buy and wear a crop top. When you finally try it on, it covers your stomach ’cause you’re just too short! (ouch)

RUNNING WITH TALL PEOPLE

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Err, I mean walking with tall people.

OOMPA LOOMPA JOKES

OOMPA LOOMPA

That moment when you got a golden ticket and got mistaken for an Oompa Loompa. #OompaLoompaJoke

 

Everything has its ups too, and being short has its own. Here are some of the perks of being a 5 feet tall kinda girl.

FINDING A TALLER GUY IS NOT A PROBLEM

SHORT GUYS

You never have to worry about being taller than the boy you like.

ALWAYS IN FRONT OF GROUP SHOTS

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You are always ordered to stay in front during group pictures. Isn’t that such a wonderful thing?

YOU WEAVE THROUGH CROWDS

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Passing through crowds and crowds and crowds of people isn’t much of bother to you. It’s like you have magical powers that lets you pass through people with ease.

ALWAYS WINNING AT HIDE AND SEEK

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You fit at places normal people can’t. Hiding at extremely small spaces is very convenient for you since normal people wouldn’t bother checking them.

THESE KIND OF HUGS (!!!)

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NEED I SAY MORE? Tall girls be jealous! Haha

Rozzette Anne Reyes

Rozzette Anne Reyes is a graduate of University of the Assumption with a bachelor's degree in Psychology. You can find her online, sharing funny cat videos or tweeting about her writing progress. You can follow her on Twitter at @noitszette and on Instagram at @roanrey.

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