If Men Had Periods… Vine By David Lopez

Having your monthly period isn’t a joke. Because of the amount of blood streaking through your hoo-ha, you feel a little awkward, or maybe even irate at times. And that should be perfectly understandable, especially for your male partners.

But we just can’t help but wonder if men had periods? What will they look like? How will the feel? Let’s imagine:

If Men Had Periods…

They Would Brag How Long and How Much


Guys are so competitive. They would brag about anything and claim that theirs is longer, bigger and any -er ending word you might know. Yeah, because men just don’t want to be subdued. They want to be alpha-males.

They Will Mark it With A Ritual or a Party


They will surely invite a bunch of people, buy beer and put on the loud music to party. Guys love to celebrate just about anything and getting their first period is a cause for celebration. (That’s what they think. Cool!)

There will be a National Institute of Dysmenorrhea


Help will come for the aid of our poor brothers aching through their time of the month. Free tampons will be given and the world will be a better place.

It will be harder to pick up chicks


It’ll be like: dude, I can’t pick up that chick tonight. It’s my time of the month. It’s just gross.

It will be more fun to pick up chicks


For some jackasses, it will be a challenge to pick up a hot chick while on your period. It will spark up some cool bets and add to the already-rich playbook every guy has!

They’ll be the whinny brats


Imagine them having cramps while heading out for groceries? Or loosing tampons? They’ll surely be the whinniest and most needy emotional brats ever.

It sure would be damn funny if men had periods! But the world is what it is. Men are to live painless days in a month, and women? Oh let’s not get started about it.

Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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