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We love to live dangerous lives! Proof of that is we always love to see NSFW stuff. Yes, it may feel a little awkward when our workmates see us browsing through the unsafe zone, but it’s fun isn’t it?

And because the universe loves to play with us so much (or play on us, depends on how you look at it), it continually gives us NSFW facts and we just keep our eyes, minds and ears open for them, even if the are “Not Safe”.

Anyways, I have compiled some Interesting NSFW Facts that Might Offend You (or not). Here are they:

Antechinus Die of Sexual Exhaustion

These little marsupial mice from Australia are the perfect patronizers of YOLO as they live fast and die young because of  winter sexual frenzies lasting up to 12 hours.

During winter, the undergrowth is a love den for this little creatures. Their love nest is so busy for a literal once in a lifetime sexual experience.

And you thought having 10 minutes of pumping is long enough!

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Kangaroos have not one, not two, but three vaginas

You read that right. Kangaroos and other marsupials like koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all have three-vagina structures. The two vaginas carry sperm to each uterus. And, the middle vagina is the gateway of the joey to this cruel world.

As for male marsupials, they have two pronged penises.

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Your body cannot digest corn kernel skins.

Have you ever pooped out corn kernels? Like it was never digested? You are actually seeing the skin of the kernels! That means that what you are looking at is just corn kernel stuffed with poo.

No wonder it tastes like shit.

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Marilyn Chambers is regarded as the world’s first pornstar

Marilyn Chambers (April 22, 1952 – April 12, 2009) is best known for her 1972 film Behind the Green Door. She is regarded as the first pornstar by many people. She was also an exotic dancer, model, actress and vice-presidential candidate.

Her best works were: Behind the Green Door, and Insatiable.

In 1999, she was voted to sixth place as one of the  Top 50 Porn Stars of All Time by AVN.

Mother of Porn!

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Vibrator’s Inventor?

An American physician named George Taylor is credited  for the creation of the first vibrator. It was a steam-powered device aimed to cure the then recognized disease called masturbation. This machine was to cure the said illness via pelvic massage that causes hsyterical paroxysm (or orgasm) to a patient.

Sounds like some creepy dude’s excuse to touch the you-know-what. Huh!

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There you go guys! Hope you made it through this short list without feeling grossed!

Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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