Moving in with the girlfriend is a crazy adventure. For men, who are attuned to amazing lengths of freedom, it can be a difficult adjustment.
Here are 17 things men realize after moving in with their girlfriend
All your stuff is crap
Those pots you got from ComicCon would probably spend eternity in the basement storage. Sorry bro.
The toilet seat should always be down, always.
Peeing becomes more difficult now.
You need to say goodbye to your porn collection
Say goodbye to that prized collection too.
And by that, I mean every single file
All pictures, videos, even voice recordings.
Incognito becomes your best friend
Because clearing up your browser history is too suspicious.
You can no longer wake up anytime you want
Why? Because you basically got yourself an alarm clock that won’t shut up, ever.
You can’t get laid anytime you want to
Sex whenever you want to? Not happening, bro.
You’ll start doing things you thought you’ll never do
Signing up for Yoga class, wine tastings, scrabble and charades night?
You’ll become more civilized
Yes, this is happening and you can’t do anything about it.
The bathroom is the only private place you’ll ever have
Unless she has secret cameras installed in there. Oh she’s good…
You’ll realize that your partner is way weirder than you think
Maybe she’s into creepy and weird stuff in bed? Oh my glob!
And her sleeping habits will annoy you
She snores, her body feels like the sun, her butt is as sharp as a table corner. Just the basic stuff.
Cleaning the house will be more frequent than you’re used to
Yeah, like twice a day cleaning.
You’ll connect on a whole new level
You’ll begin to share different things, deeper, more intimate and more mature things.
And you’ll have troubles when she’s gone
You’ll get used to her nagging presence, it freaks you out when she’s not yet home.
Because in reality, despite the infuriating moments
Infuriating moments, tampon related issues, and more.
You’re at your best when you’re with her
Because she’s the love of your life.