High Five

Moving in with the girlfriend is a crazy adventure. For men, who are attuned to amazing lengths of freedom, it can be a difficult adjustment.

Here areĀ 17 things men realize after moving in with their girlfriend

All your stuff is crap

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Those pots you got from ComicCon would probably spend eternity in the basement storage. Sorry bro.

The toilet seat should always be down, always.

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Peeing becomes more difficult now.

You need to say goodbye to your porn collection

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Say goodbye to that prized collection too.

And by that, I mean every single file

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All pictures, videos, even voice recordings.

Incognito becomes your best friend

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Because clearing up your browser history is too suspicious.

You can no longer wake up anytime you want

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Why? Because you basically got yourself an alarm clock that won’t shut up, ever.

You can’t get laid anytime you want to

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Sex whenever you want to? Not happening, bro.

You’ll start doing things you thought you’ll never do

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Signing up for Yoga class, wine tastings, scrabble and charades night?

You’ll become more civilized

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Yes, this is happening and you can’t do anything about it.

The bathroom is the only private place you’ll ever have

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Unless she has secret cameras installed in there. Oh she’s good…

You’ll realize that your partner is way weirder than you think

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Maybe she’s into creepy and weird stuff in bed? Oh my glob!

And her sleeping habits will annoy you

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She snores, her body feels like the sun, her butt is as sharp as a table corner. Just the basic stuff.

Cleaning the house will be more frequent than you’re used to

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Yeah, like twice a day cleaning.

You’ll connect on a whole new level

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You’ll begin to share different things, deeper, more intimate and more mature things.

And you’ll have troubles when she’s gone

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You’ll get used to her nagging presence, it freaks you out when she’s not yet home.

Because in reality, despite the infuriating moments

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Infuriating moments, tampon related issues, and more.

You’re at your best when you’re with her

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Because she’s the love of your life.

Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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