Aside from the potentials of risking your health, night owls are awesome. You get to see the world at a different perspective, sometimes literally. Of course, there may be many reasons why you became a night person but whatever they are, there is one thing certain. You know some things that morning persons (or Morning Larks) don’t and will probably never know.

Let’s take a look at them:

Morning Larks are annoying


Seriously, what’s wrong with those people?

Seeing the sun rise is normal


Of course, may people love sunrise and it’s wrong to think that only morning larks have that privilege. We night owls also see the sun rise often but not because we woke up early, of course.

Social Media is your friend


Liking old posts from your crush, oh yeah that’s the way to do it.

24-hour restaurants are like oasis


It’s like finding water in a freaking desert.

Waking up for normal schedules suck


The world is dominated by Morning Larks you just want to strangle each one of them as you wake up at 7am to prepare for work.

You’re became a gosh darn creative genius


There’s something with the absence of sunlight that makes you so creative. Are you a vampire?

You despise your alarm clocks


Sometimes you just wanna smash them.

And you have not just one alarm, maybe?


Are you really desperate to wake up so early?

You can stay 83 hours without sleep


Yeah because sleep is for the weak.



Am I… palpitating?

Second Dinners and Midnight Snacks are a habit


One last bite and I’ll go to sleep…

Naps feel heavenly


That short but powerful afternoon, or mid-morning nap? Nothing beats that.

Dating a morning person sucks


Having to wake up early just to get into some girls’ pants? Meh.

Sunlight burns you


You might be a vampire, a non-sparkling vampire…

Most days are like this:



Everyday is a movie-marathon day (or night)


What’s showing for tonight? A LOTR marathon? Cool!

Rudolph Musngi

Rudolph is the mind that spawned this mischief. He is purely evil and loves to plot evil things. He pretends for a living. Everyday he goes to work and faces the world like he's the nicest guy ever.

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