Aside from the potentials of risking your health, night owls are awesome. You get to see the world at a different perspective, sometimes literally. Of course, there may be many reasons why you became a night person but whatever they are, there is one thing certain. You know some things that morning persons (or Morning Larks) don’t and will probably never know.
Let’s take a look at them:
Morning Larks are annoying
Seriously, what’s wrong with those people?
Seeing the sun rise is normal
Of course, may people love sunrise and it’s wrong to think that only morning larks have that privilege. We night owls also see the sun rise often but not because we woke up early, of course.
Social Media is your friend
Liking old posts from your crush, oh yeah that’s the way to do it.
24-hour restaurants are like oasis
It’s like finding water in a freaking desert.
Waking up for normal schedules suck
The world is dominated by Morning Larks you just want to strangle each one of them as you wake up at 7am to prepare for work.
You’re became a gosh darn creative genius
There’s something with the absence of sunlight that makes you so creative. Are you a vampire?
You despise your alarm clocks
Sometimes you just wanna smash them.
And you have not just one alarm, maybe?
Are you really desperate to wake up so early?
You can stay 83 hours without sleep
Yeah because sleep is for the weak.
Am I… palpitating?
Second Dinners and Midnight Snacks are a habit
One last bite and I’ll go to sleep…
Naps feel heavenly
That short but powerful afternoon, or mid-morning nap? Nothing beats that.
Dating a morning person sucks
Having to wake up early just to get into some girls’ pants? Meh.
Sunlight burns you
You might be a vampire, a non-sparkling vampire…
Most days are like this:
Everyday is a movie-marathon day (or night)
What’s showing for tonight? A LOTR marathon? Cool!